My new-years resolution was no to drink so much Merlot anymore while I am posting on this board.
So I wouldn't agrivate so many posters on this board.
But it didn't work.
I still drink don't drink Merlot but drink " Seven Young Blondes"
No thats not a white beer,no its not a cocktail.
Drinking less
I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. "Have you ever heard of a drink called 'Seven Young Blondes'?" I asked. He admitted he'd never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. "Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?"
He looked at me like I was crazy. "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully, "Sauvignon blanc."
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My new years resolution
Started by loeploh, Jan 07 2009 10:41 AM
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:59 AM
I resolve to stop laughing at your posts, loeploh.
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 12:36 PM
Yes I have a problem with my jokes aswell.
Its time to take a break again.
Thanks for your remark Francoise.
Wine with a Fly....
A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.
* The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.
* The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.
* The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.
* The Russian drank the wine, fly and all.
* The Chinese ate the fly but left the wine.
* The Jew caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
* The Roman drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine.
* The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish for cod.
* The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman.
* The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollar compensation for mental suffering.
* The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: 'Now spit out all that you swallowed!!'
Its time to take a break again.
Thanks for your remark Francoise.
Wine with a Fly....
A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.
* The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.
* The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.
* The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.
* The Russian drank the wine, fly and all.
* The Chinese ate the fly but left the wine.
* The Jew caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
* The Roman drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine.
* The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish for cod.
* The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman.
* The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollar compensation for mental suffering.
* The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: 'Now spit out all that you swallowed!!'
