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#1 Lucas

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 08:45 PM

I am not sure if this has been discussed.
Is it maybe of any ones interest if the price of a short-time should be valued considering the weight of the client ?


#2 Bob

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 09:03 PM

I'm reminded of the Saturday Night Live regular contributions by Jack Handey called Deep Thoughts....

A couple of Handey's contributions:

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas
.



A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby
."


#3 Lucas

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 10:48 PM

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[i][b] they don't
just go by size,
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Yes tell that to those Pattaya Size Queens Expats.

I myself is well shaped and would not be happy if the boys would charge by the size.
I am sure I had 2pay 5000 baht a time.

Me with my sexy body would go for pay by weight.

What about you ?

#4 Bob

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:23 AM

Sorry, I'm still in deep thought....

#5 Bob

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:13 AM

QUOTE(oogleman @ Jun 23 2009, 06:48 PM) View Post

or by the inch?


Receiving or giving? tongue.gif

#6 wpcoe

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE(Bob @ Jun 24 2009, 06:13 AM) View Post
Receiving or giving? tongue.gif

I thought he meant waistline inches... sleep.gif

#7 Bob

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:44 AM

QUOTE(wpcoe @ Jun 23 2009, 11:40 PM) View Post

I thought he meant waistline inches... sleep.gif


Heck, maybe he did. I have a dirty mind.

#8 gay_grampa

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 01:04 PM

QUOTE(Lucas @ Jun 23 2009, 08:45 PM) View Post

I am not sure if this has been discussed.
Is it maybe of any ones interest if the price of a short-time should be valued considering the weight of the client ?


Some airlines are already doing that ( Scotsman 23 April 2009 ).
Maybe massage boys should charge by the acreage of flesh that has to be pummelled, oiled or groped?

#9 Hedda

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 03:22 PM

QUOTE
Maybe massage boys should charge by the acreage of flesh that has to be pummelled, oiled or groped?


I can just see the signs at the massage parlors:"Fat surcharge: 50 Baht"