I cut and pasted this from the other forum. I don't know if I agree in full what is written in this topic.
However I think I have to start swimming and having my Special K breakfast again.
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The Inconvenient Truth
Author: marooned mind » Tue 15 Sep, 2009 8:18 pm
One topic of conversation that pops up frequently when chatting to Thai boys is the subject of overweight falangs. In my experience, Thais don't seem to be too bothered about age or looks, but they do seem to be bothered about fat guys. And let's face it, who can blame them?
I could say that I'm fortunate enough not to be overweight, but that would be a lie. Fortune has nothing to do with it. The truth is that I take care of my health, I eat well, and I make sure I get enough exercise to keep myself looking reasonably fit. It's because of this that Thai guys are more open with me about the subject of overweight westerners than they perhaps are with others.
The truth be told, I'm often ashamed when I look around and see fat foreigners. Fat, lazy, snobbish westerners who couldn't give a shit about the way they look, fat westerners who believe that they have the right to look how they want because they're paying for their sex so who cares? Well, that's a good question. Who does indeed care?
As a fellow falang, I care. I feel utter shame and contempt at the way some other falangs look. I often find myself hanging my head in shame, wondering just what the Thais think of us and our culture. Just tonight, I was watching a couple of very fat farangs sitting at a bar, both precariously balanced on their chairs, with a couple of young boys. I could see in the faces of the farangs that they truly believed they were God's Gift. In their own minds, they were Brad Pitt and George Clooney. They had no idea, absolutely no idea, that the boys they were with felt nothing but disgust towards them. They had no idea that I was looking at them, feeling nothing but disgust. That the people walking past felt nothing but disgust towards them. They drank their drinks, smoked their cigarettes, laughed, joked, and believed they were the masters of their own universe, with young boys at hand, at their beck and call, and life couldn't be sweeter.
Well, if you're reading this and your very overweight, here's an inconvenient truth for you... Thai boys absolutely hate having sex with you. They find you ugly, repulsive and disgusting. They would rather fuck a stuffed Christmas Turkey, if only it paid them as well. You bring shame on the rest of us westerners, and you need to take a long look in the mirror while asking yourself "would I like THAT bouncing up and down on ME?"
And instead of getting really pissed off and angry at this post, instead of using up valuable energy thinking of ways you can "get me back" by coming up with smart arsed comments, instead of putting your triple decker sandwich to one side in order to bang your fists on the table a couple of times, I have a suggestion for you...
Get yourself down the fucking gym.
Seriously. You might even enjoy it.
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The Inconvenient Truth
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