Jump to content


fat farangs should pay double for a short-time


6 replies to this topic

#1 Angel

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 150 posts

Posted 13 April 2010 - 04:57 PM

I think that fat farangs should pay more for sex in Pattaya.
How fatter how more heavy the work is. So the young cute Issan boy should get paid at least double. Its time that fat farangs who don’t respect their body( given by our dear god )start respecting the Thai boys and their little bodies.

If you age is over 50 you should pay your weight times 20 baht and for every year you are over the age of 50 you pay an extra 50 baht.

so if you are 70 years old and you weight is 100 kilo you pay 100 times 20 baht is 2000 baht and 20 times 50 baht for the age. So total 3000 baht.

If you under 50 years old you do not pay any age charge and you pay only 5 baht a kilo.
So if you are a handsome man 40 years old ( like me !!) weight 65 kilo times 5 baht you pay only 325 baht for a quickie.

I think fair deal.This will learn the eldery gays to respect their bodies and the Thai bodies.

(this is an old post which I think was very funny)

#2 Angel

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 150 posts

Posted 13 April 2010 - 04:58 PM

Picture this,

a 60/70 year old man,wearing shorts and flip flaps and a sleeveless t.shirt. A belly like a pragnat cow and smelling like a bull in heat.
Wouldn’t you like to charge him a bit more then the going price for a shorty ?

I really think that heavy farangs should agree, that they should have to pay more for sex with the boy.
If they don’t want to spend more, they should go on a diet and go to excercise.
Nowadays if you are big and like to fly tourist class,you have to buy two seats.
If you are heavy and fat and go to have sex with a Thai boy you should pay double or take two boys instead of one.

And my I.Q is OK since I stopped smoking soft drugs, stopped doing poppers and only have sex with educated Thai’s which have at least Poh 3.


#3 Mistergaylordfokker

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 59 posts

Posted 13 April 2010 - 05:15 PM

I agree with the first post – 3000 baht for a guy like that sounds about right. Why should the poor Thai boys have to suffer like they do? There should be a fat farang scale made up that all Thai sex workers – male and female must adhere to. It’s only f-a-i-r… come on guys, bone up… man up… something…

#4 UncleSam

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,689 posts

Posted 13 April 2010 - 06:53 PM

Just out of curiosity, are all these calculations supposed to occur in a bar or are you starting a franchise chain of weighing stations ?

hehehe....

#5 tdperhs

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 480 posts

Posted 13 April 2010 - 07:54 PM

At a time when these boys are struggling for every satang they can get, you want to establish a price code that will clearly drive some of the few customers away. I believe on closer examination you may find, if it is true what you suggest about your IQ, that appearance means little to these boys. They have only two concerns: your wallet and jai dii. Now, clearly you do not consider yourself among those whom you would have pay special fees. Furthermore, I suppose you probably consider yourself quite desirable, and indeed you may be, to people of your ilk from your culture. That does not mean that Thai boys judge your desirability by the same standard, especially the straight boys in the business who probably find you not desirable at all. It is not until you open your wallet and your mouth - however you wish to interpret that - that you will be judged. And, judging from your attitude, one might well conclude that a Thai boy might want to impose higher rates on YOU instead of a Ton of Fun who is generous, friendly, and fun.

#6 Angel

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 150 posts

Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:23 AM

I do not agree with you. Also I think the tone you set by your remarks about my i.q. gives readers an idea about your own civilized qualities.

I have paid boys in Thailand for more then 30 years and I know that they are much more pleased to been taken off by a handsome and fit man. ( even straight boys think that way)

I do not agree with your observations as posted in your reply.

I really think there should be a weight scale available at the entrance door of any of the gogo bars.








#7 Mistergaylordfokker

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 59 posts

Posted 14 April 2010 - 12:08 PM

Yeah, that’s what I’m saying… these guys (and bargirls) DO have it bad… I’ve always felt that it’s fine for them to sell their azz on the street – I’ve got no problems with that… we do what we have to do. I DO feel badly for them – it’s not that… can you imagine having to pork a 100kg german man that smokes like a sailor and just drank a 1/5th of vodka or worse, rum? Breathing all in your face, sweaty and repugnant? Farting, burping, and making other weird noises? And expecting you to give him the oral magic and smile during it? Holy man, what are these poor Thais DOING?
Thanks Angel for your thoughts on the poor Issan boys. I would say let the fatties pay triple.