Words to live-by:

"I see chefs as being in the pleasure business. We are not health-care-providers! Our main responsibility is to serve our customers the most enjoyable meal that we are able, and hopefully increase the likelihood of them getting laid after dinner."

Anthony Bourdain, at The Gourmet Institute.

Additional perhaps useful after dinner parting words:
"Wham - Bham - Thank You M'am. Maybe I'll call you again or maybe NOT !"